程序员：你见过哪些要命的奇葩代码？

毕竟大家都有刚入门的时候

难免会做成这样的事情

多多体谅就挺好

毕竟

谁知道哪些破事是不是你自己做的

public static DateTime getTomorrowDate()
{
 Thread.Sleep(24*60*60*1000);
return DateTime.Now;
}

public static final int ONE = 1
public static final int TWO = 2

#define CONST_NUMBER_ZERO (0)
#define CONST_NUMBER_ONE (1)
#define CONST_NUMBER_TWO (2)
#define CONST_NUMBER_THREE (3)
#define CONST_NUMBER_FOUR (4)
#define CONST_NUMBER_FIVE (5)
#define CONST_NUMBER_SIX (6)
#define CONST_NUMBER_SEVEN (7)
#define CONST_NUMBER_EIGHT (8)
#define CONST_NUMBER_NINE (9)
#define CONST_NUMBER_TEN (10)

int main(int c, char **v)
{
while (--c > 1 && !fork());
  sleep(c = atoi(v[c]));
  printf("%d\n", c);
  wait(0);
return 0;
}

不懂C的看Python 版

import threading
import time

def sort_num(num):
 time.sleep(num)
return num

list_num = [6, 3, 7, 1, 2, 4]
results = []

for i in list_num:
 t = threading.Thread(
target=sort_num, args=(i,))
 t.start()
 results.append(t)

有次code review，看到有个同事把一个变量命名为dayAfterYesterday，觉得莫名的喜感，就在下面批注了“哈哈哈。。。”

过了一会看到这个同事又提交了一次git

这次把这个变量改成了dayBeforeTomorrow，当时就笑喷了！

SELECT * FROM student_info WHERE point > 60

public enum ColorType
{
Green, // 绿色
Hong, // 红色
}

#define private public

try{
//这段代码是有错的，可这家伙不debug
}
catch(Exception e){
//正常功能放在这，要报错才可以执行
}

int getRandomNumber()
{
  return 4;
}

while True:
    print(input("").replace("吗","").replace("？","！"))

boolean isTheRightNum(int num){
 boolean result = false;
if(num == 10){
 result = true;
 }else{
 result = false;
 }
return result;
}

看看你中枪了吗

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